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![]() "No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself."
— Chinese Proverb dovid1946 on 2015-03-13 14:27:16 i wish i had an endocrynologist who had diabetes himself Quizzical on 2015-03-23 07:22:35 No man is a good mortician... never mind. Barnabas on 2015-10-01 09:37:06 Careful, Quizzical. :-) |
#172
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![]() "Dreams digest the meals that are our days."
— Astrid Alauda montyb on 2012-05-15 14:02:02 Ick! montyb on 2012-05-16 17:42:36 Yep, it's still an icky metaphor. joed on 2012-10-28 18:12:47 THAT explains the nightmares following workdays locodad on 2012-12-15 18:54:21 I think Mondays are the best days to digest and dream and not do any work , because we are too lazy from the weekend locodad on 2014-01-18 18:54:26 garfield was doing some exercise because he was too lazy to be lazy obsessedreader8 on 2015-06-14 22:46:56 Oh, this took forever--and it wasn't worth it! skeeter on 2015-06-30 00:30:42 Oops. Digest the meals, not divest the means. puzzleme on 2015-08-30 15:10:25 Astrid Alauda is the twin from whom Robert Brault was separated at birth |
#173
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![]() "The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability." — Edgar Allan Poe
kb83 on 2015-12-30 07:40:30 True puns can be used with impunity. |
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![]() "As pure water poured into pure water becomes the very same, so does the Self of the illumined man or woman verily become one with the Godhead. "
— Katha Upsanishad kb83 on 2015-08-07 06:42:14 It's easy to lose yourself when this happens. LLapp on 2015-10-18 06:21:43 Which is why I keep my illumined Self in a sealed bottle in the fridge behind the sauerkraut. |
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![]() oddcouple: This is great - I forget nearly all the comments, including my own, which is one reason I wanted to make this thread. What I do remember is looking up the spelling for "sauerkraut."
But what really strikes me in this one is personal: The date on my comment was just a few days after I had left my job, where I had felt frustrated for a long time. The image of my glowing self stored and hidden away in a sealed bottle was pretty apt for how I was feeling! And to think I was only joking. |
#176
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![]() "Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird."
— Jules Renard ericthirdrow on 2014-10-14 08:27:53 Balks. The runner advances, while the ump ignores fans calling him a turd. |
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![]() Advice from a veteran trapeze performer: Throw your heart over the bars and your body will follow. "
— Unattributed universalmom on 2014-12-02 14:13:41 because your heart is in your thorax abra on 2014-12-30 08:42:05 And if your heart crashes to the ground, your body will follow. LLapp on 2015-04-04 19:04:20 Sounds gruesome. dovid1946 on 2015-05-06 14:14:12 I heard about a famous trapeze performer who caught his wife in the act oddcouple on 2016-03-08 23:41:23 What a groaner from Dovid. |
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![]() "Habits are the daughters of action, but then they nurse their mother, and produce daughters after her image, but far more beautiful and prosperous." — Jeremy Taylor
martayela on 2012-11-22 01:04:15 how can bansaisequoia solve this puzzle in 10 seconds? is he/she a robot or an actual person? CarpeLanam on 2013-04-21 14:28:43 I think they need to add this question to the FAQ section of the site. |
#179
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![]() very funny comment by carpelanam...and not a bad idea, really!
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#180
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![]() "To your friends, you're like a trash bag. They'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out."
— Adam R. Gwizdala momof6 on 2009-03-01 05:23:22 Get better friends, then! kat on 2009-03-14 17:14:40 Seriously? I agree with momof6. They aren't very good friends if that's the case. maradnu on 2009-05-06 00:50:52 Definitely need better friends. Lily H on 2011-06-04 03:22:54 He needs to choose his friends more wisely. pootie49 on 2011-08-22 14:58:31 unless he's talking about boy/girlfriends, then in some cases i have to agree. colinmochrie on 2012-01-22 06:04:01 Who is this guy anyway? All that comes up on google are quotes from him. Queethebean on 2012-05-22 19:24:21 That's my friend, Adam R. Gwizdala. Well, he used to be my friend, but, you know how that goes . . |
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