Old 05-06-2016, 03:55 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

"Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. "
Brigham Young

dovid1946 on 2015-04-15 09:12:17
and he must have had a lot of wood down below as well. He had a lot of children.

wvwoman on 2015-05-28 19:23:36
geez, dovid.

kb83 on 2015-09-10 07:36:49
And wood is good because .... ?

mikehallbackhoe on 2015-10-30 04:53:54
if you have a chip on your shoulder you might be a blockhead
Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2016, 04:43 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

"Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million. "
Jean Jacques Rousseau

skeeter on 2015-07-01 09:43:19
And if your first guinea is a male and your second is a female, soon you will have a wealth of guineas. Oh, wait, that's guinea pigs.

kb83 on 2015-10-13 10:21:30
Is someone who hoards his guineas a guinea pig?
Reply With Quote
Old 05-07-2016, 09:14 PM
wvwoman's Avatar
wvwoman wvwoman is online now
Senior Member
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 288

"For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends."
Robert Brault

Barnabas on 2012-06-09 14:50:32
"Jeffrey, I don't like your friends," said Mrs. Dahmer. "That's okay, Mom. Just eat the vegetables."

gerrissister on 2013-03-23 18:30:50

maradnu on 2013-11-15 08:19:45
I don't eat my friends. I prefer to eat total strangers.
Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 12:02 AM
LLapp's Avatar
LLapp LLapp is offline
Occasional Ranter
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 255
Default abra, you made me laugh out loud

"I have scarcely touched the sky and I am made of it." Antonio Porchia

montyb on 2015-05-24 15:50:46

He looks like a little ray of sunshine.

LLapp on 2015-07-31 00:38:59
He looks like his puppy left him for his best friend.

abra on 2016-01-03 14:50:17
...even though he had a pork chop tied around his neck.

Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 04:03 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

"Time is the only critic without ambition. "
John Steinbeck

kjmcaj on 2013-06-06 18:16:12
45 seconds.

oddcouple on 2016-01-02 00:15:30
Of course Time has ambition-to sell magazines.
Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 04:07 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. "
Lucille S. Harper

puzzleme on 2013-08-05 01:11:21
Hmmm... never looked at it from quite that angle.

JD_1947 on 2014-11-07 06:40:16
so an egotist goes into a bar and says . . no not another egotist joke . . .

Ian123 on 2014-11-08 17:38:40
He was such an egotist that he joined the navy so the world could see him.

LLapp on 2015-01-19 12:22:00
Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 04:09 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to be silent."
Edmund Burke

montyb on 2014-02-03 10:50:57
OK, I confess. It was I who left the toilet seat up. Sorreeeee!!!

jnoodles on 2014-03-22 13:53:43
wish i'd said that
Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 04:27 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

"Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. "
Benjamin Disraeli

dovid1946 on 2014-12-20 03:00:41
Disraeli had a very close relationship with Queen Victoria. When he traveled abroad, she missed him terribly and was known to cry trhoughout the castle- 'Won't you come home, Disraeli, won't you come home'
Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 05:16 AM
oddcouple oddcouple is offline
Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Posts: 275

"When a man fell into his anecdotage it was a sign for him to retire from the world. "
Benjamin Disraeli

octopunchy on 2012-11-09 15:33:09
That's why I put a fence around my anecdotage...

locodad on 2013-10-29 00:47:24
my anecdotage is bigger than yours.

m1j9s48 on 2014-03-17 12:39:27
What does it look like?I'm getting too old to be falling into my anecdotage.

montyb on 2014-07-06 07:07:09
This reminds me of an anecdote...

jnoodles on 2015-05-15 05:23:43
So long as he doesn't bring up his unclecdotes.

abra on 2015-05-28 10:12:10
I thinkoctopunchy has the right idea. Put a fence around your anecdotage, then you can sit around and tell stories about it.

LLapp on 2016-04-09 11:28:45
"Anecdotage" -- what a great word!
Reply With Quote
Old 05-08-2016, 08:47 AM
aerie's Avatar
aerie aerie is offline
Join Date: Jan 2016
Posts: 93
Default a meeting of Steven Wright's fan club...

"I have the world's largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world."
Steven Wright

chriscrojam on 2011-02-25 09:35:55
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

pootie49 on 2011-05-06 17:37:13
he cracks me up. lol

bgray on 2011-08-20 22:08:38
I saw Steven Wright perform almost 30 years ago, and still remember that evening as one of the funniest of my life!

wvwoman on 2012-11-13 05:58:45
he's a stitch!

Barnabas on 2013-04-27 21:12:40
"I was born caesarian. You can't really tell; except when I leave the house I usually go out the window." - Steven Wright

abra on 2014-07-21 09:05:24
Nothing to do with the quote, but you reminded me of when Adrian Monk said "I was born normally, but I was raised caesarian".

dovid1946 on 2015-04-24 04:12:29
I am trying to figure out why steven Wright is sooo funny, while Jack Handey is sooo unfunny.

JenDiaz72 on 2015-05-12 12:37:46
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
Reply With Quote

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 08:02 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

About Puzzle Baron

The Puzzle Baron family of web sites has served millions and millions of puzzle enthusiasts since its inception in 2006. From cryptograms to acrostics, logic puzzles to drop quotes, patchwords to wordtwist and even sudoku, we run the gamut in word puzzles, printable puzzles and logic games.

Questions or Comments?

The word 'bought' has how many letters in it?